This Just In

That's it, everyone. It has truly been my pleasure to have been able to write for you all this time. But the world is coming to an end.

I know this because while on a casual Google search for some shrimp recipes, I cam across something. I came across this little gem of a website, and it is (to me,) the sign that the world is surely coming to an end.

I don't want to spoil the fun with the name in the link...

And not in the biblical sense, but in the sense that PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS WAY and teach this flabbergasting bullshit to their children. Oh, how the endless circular cycle goes on for eternity. And here I thought the god hates fags site was bad... this is just. Silly? Ridiculous? How about simply fucking unbelievable.