Rhythm and blues singer Joe and his song "All The Things Your Man Wont Do"
-first off, the title is... magical
Tell me what kinda man, would treat his woman so cold
Treat you like your nothing, when your worth more than gold
Girl to me your like a Diamond, I love the way you shine
-yeah, yeah, yeah and i am sure she smells like a rose too
A Hundred Million dollar treasure, I'd give the world to make you mine
I'd put a string of pearls right in your hand
-right in the hands
Make love on a beach of jet like sand
Outside in the rain, we can do it all night
I'll touch all the places he would not
-hmm
And some you never knew would get you hot
Nothing is forbidden, when we touch
Baby, I wanna do
All of, the things your wont wont do (i'll do them for you)
Baby, I wanna do
All of, the things your wont wont do (i'll do them for you)
I'll take you out on a night cruise, on a Yacht just cant loose
-i think the person who scribed this song put loose instead of lose, or Joe really meant loose. Either way the image can't lose.
Coz we got a lot to look forward to 1,2 whatcha gonna do ?
What good is a Diamond, nobody can see?
I hear I got you on lockdown, but I got the master key
-creepy 3rd person guy who doesn't sound any better than the guy who wouldn't touch her no no area
I'll light up all the candles all around
Show me to the subway I'll go down
Nothing can be sweeter, than the sound of making love
-yeah it sounds like angles
Baby when I start I just cant stop
I love you from the bottom to the top
Nothing is forbidden, when we touch
Ooooo, I got a Jones in my bones for you There aight a damn thing that I wont do I'll make your body cream with my sex machine I wont stop untill i hear your mother scream
-beautiful
next up we have another Rhythm and blues giant: Ginuwine and his song "In Those Jeans"
Not on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore these jeans and you Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans
Looking good plenty time
is there room,any more room for me
in those jeans
Pretty thick like i like it
tell me
is there any more room for me
in those jeans
looking tasty really scrumptious
Tell me is there any more room for me
You are the bomb
Girl you tight to death,baby
I don't know the words to say to you
All that i know, baby all i know is that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed 'cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them Love the way you, wearing them I love them can Calvin, Iceberg, Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those
Yeah Yeah Yeah
I wanna say that them jeans looking good fitting right
Baby damn those jeans
Any kind doesn't matter you could win 'em
you look fine
Baby damn those jeans
Anytime that I see you I want in, you wear 'em well
Baby damn those jeans
You the shit you the bomb
All I wanna know is can I have what's in those jeans
Can I get in those can I baby
i didn't do any commentating, because i was trying to create a Weird Al(esq) parody of this song. It took a while, but i think i give weird al some justice... enjoy...
Got on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore these jeans and you Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore these jeans and you Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans
... you get the idea
sorry no audio or video
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