I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it.

But first, let me say that I do not care. Repeat NOT CARE.

I am just one of those people who relishes in the fact of being right over soooo many other people that are blindly believing something ridiculous. AND the topic itself is ridiculous all by itself. Anna Nicole Smith folks, died of a drug overdose.

Now, rewind to the evening of the day she passed away. I said, as simply and as quietly as possible, that "I am willing to bet she died of a drug overdose." I don't know if you know this, but saying that elicts a highly aggressive defensive response in most people. So what if I repeated my theory a few more times, perhaps a little less simple and quiet as the first? I knew I was right.

And I am.

Enough people do drugs everywhere, famous people, your friends. I'm sure most parents have tried them. And to the "smoking pot once opens the drug addiction floodgate" people, you are wrong: there is a distinct difference between trying a drug and depending on a drug. Seriously. So for some celebrity to be on drugs? [Insert shocked-and-appaled Spongebob Squarepants* gasp here.] So now time for the apology. I am very truly sorry, everyone, for actually reading a news article relevant to any bullshit celebrity news. It had to be done.

"OMG did u no justin timberlake is hosting the teen choice awards??"*
"lol no im not a teen duh"
"so, im 24!"
"lol"

* Spongebob Squarpants rules. There are only 2 exceptions I give for watching Nickelodeon. Watching either Spongebob Squarepants or the Fairly Odd Parents. Those shows are so funny and so far over most young kids' heads that I don't consider them to be kids shows at all. And that is incidentally how I found out about the Teen Choise Awards fiasco.